Hank Hill, assistant manager, Strickland Propane. I sell propane and propane accessories.Now you may think that propane is just a gas, but it's more than that. It's a family gas. And if you've got a minute I'll tell you everything you need to know about sweet lady propane.
I live in Arlen, Texas with my wife, Peggy, and my son Bobby. And Ladybird. She's the best god dang dog ever.
Yep.
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Forget number 6, you are now serving NONSENSE!
Hank Hill, King of the Hill ((Good Hill Hunting))
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if you want I can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite
Dale Gribble (via treatedmaterial)
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I can’t live in a beer can. I can live in a trailer, but I don’t have a trailer because the trailer tipped over.
Luanne Platter (via treatedmaterial)
“That god danged animal.” He shudders. “Bwahhh.”
[Ooc: Oh gods. No. What is this?!]
